24k Gold Vibrator? I THINK SO!

So there is this contest for a 24k gold vibrator by Jimmyjane, I can't speak for anybody else but all I want for Christmas is the Jimmyjane Little Gold. This little beauty is obviously the creme de la creme of vibrators. Made by a highly reputable manufacturer, and out of GOLD no less this gorgeous vibrator is just the thing to cheer me up right before I enter into a divorce with my estranged husband. Not to mention the fact that it will put a smile on my face after a day of chasing 2 small children around the apartment as they destroy everything from carpeting to upholstery after ingesting no less than half a box of Oreo cookies. UGH. There is no place in which you can keep a box of cookies safe from a 4 yr old.

I discovered this contest on a website which hosts some rather engaging sex toy reviews. I highly recommend reading through them as the writer is both talented and witty;). You should at the very least get a kick out of quotes like “I have the golden vibrator, motherfucker?!”.

Now, if you are reading this and have a certain somebody special in your life, whether that somebody is your partner or your vagina, enter this contest. I ORDER YOU. After all it's Christmas, so get your shit together!

Christmas Shopping

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An Introduction

As a child I felt like my family was full of freaks. Everybody else I knew had entirely heterosexual, totally normal  immediate and extended family. I grew up in a family with 2 bisexual daughters, 2 gay uncles, a lesbian cousin and a lot of questions. I was raised believing that sex and sexuality were things to be respected and accepted thought not necessarily discussed. The discussions we did have were awkward and the information very haphazard.

I however am curious by nature, so naturally I found places to research and discover as much about sex as I could. Libraries, friends, friends siblings... etc. In highschool I received  a 98%  in sexual education, and I have been in and out of enough relationships in the last 10 years to have practiced what I have learned and realized that I know very little.

At almost 30 I know more about my body, and sex than many many women my age.  Yet I still feel like I have just chipped away at surface of what there is to know, and I know I am not the only one. For anybody who is interested in learning a little more I hope I prove to be an invaluable resource, as I share what I know, and what I  learn along my journey, with you.