So there is this contest for a 24k gold vibrator by Jimmyjane, I can't speak for anybody else but all I want for Christmas is the Jimmyjane Little Gold. This little beauty is obviously the creme de la creme of vibrators. Made by a highly reputable manufacturer, and out of GOLD no less this gorgeous vibrator is just the thing to cheer me up right before I enter into a divorce with my estranged husband. Not to mention the fact that it will put a smile on my face after a day of chasing 2 small children around the apartment as they destroy everything from carpeting to upholstery after ingesting no less than half a box of Oreo cookies. UGH. There is no place in which you can keep a box of cookies safe from a 4 yr old.
I discovered this contest on a website which hosts some rather engaging sex toy reviews. I highly recommend reading through them as the writer is both talented and witty;). You should at the very least get a kick out of quotes like “I have the golden vibrator, motherfucker?!”.
Now, if you are reading this and have a certain somebody special in your life, whether that somebody is your partner or your vagina, enter this contest. I ORDER YOU. After all it's Christmas, so get your shit together!
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